AngelofPeace's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ice Fishing]

It doesn't loop? What the fuck, Weebl! ALL your shit is supposed to loop endlessly and make us stare for two hours until we suddenly snap out of it, rate five and vow never to watch another thing you make again...until the next short, catchy, irresistable song about Cthulu and weirdness comes along and we do the same old dance again.

The nerve of you, stomping on our beloved tradition like that! I'm disappointed in you.

[Jafar Tries to Read]

I have been WAITING for this.
Even so my body wasn't ready for that.

[Gaysby]

Better than the actual movie, I'd stake money on it.

[Hell of a Job]

Let me guess...he got the job because he was a ginger and he had no soul to punish.

Chelo-kun responds:

No, but that's not a bad idea...

[Calcium Wrath]

You were clever enough to get me to watch a man's nipples bounch up and down for forty-three seconds.
I can't on you just because I wasn't inteligent enough to go "fuck this bullshit" and look away. Good job, S-L. May the man-milk be with you.

Forever.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

is that a blessing or a curse i wonder....

[Superman V Goku]

This was hilarious and highly accurate. A who's-the-strongest showdown that turned into a clusterfuck of over-powered characters who are ALL the strongest, according to the prejudices of their respective fanbases.

It's like you condensed every nerd argument ever and turned it into a single animation. Props to everyone involved in the making of this.

[Raw Latex]

It's like pokemon...but with strapons!
And the "trainers" actually get involved.
And you get to fuck your defeated opponents.

Wait...this is NOTHING like pokemon.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

haha

[The day God went Bald]

So God can:
-Create an entire universe.
-Design physics, biology and chemistry.
-NOT regrow his own hair.

Seems legit.

[Girl Gamers]

I love the indian guy that just wants to play the game.
And also that the "Girl Gamer" insults the "Gamer who is a girl" 's boobs when her own can be mistaken for chest pimples.
Nice work, jaltoid!